Stewart Francis is a Canadian comedian, actor and writer. In addition to his work in Canada and the US, he frequently tours in the UK and appears on British television. Both of Francis' parents are British.
[on relocating overseas from Toronto to London] As you well know, we don't have a star system in Canada for the arts, so all of us have to go further afield to find success. That's disappointing, but having said that, I'm grateful for the way it's turned out for me.
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[back in Toronto] A guy I was on the elevator with turned to me and said, 'You a comedian?' I said, 'Yeah'. He said, 'Im a huge fan of yours'. I said, 'Oh, thanks!' And he said, 'What's your name again?' That just really sums it up.
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I was standing in the park today wondering; why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then, it hit me.
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Oh, there's so much nudity on TV, I just sit there shaking my fist.
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My fairy Godmother once asked me if I'd rather have a long penis or a long memory, and I forget what my answer was, but...