Alexei David Sayle (born 7 August 1952) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, author and former recording artist. He was a central part of the alternative comedy circuit in the early 1980s. He was voted the 18th greatest stand-up comic on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-ups in 2007. In the updated 2010 poll he came 72nd. Much of Sayle's humour is in the tradition of Spike Milligan and Monty Python, with riffs based on absurd and surreal premises. His act is noted for its cynicism and political awareness, as well as physical comedy.
[on "Blue" by Joni Mitchell] That album is just pure poetry really.
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I'm in that situation where music's left me. Once they stopped selling CDs I gave up really. I don't know how to download really.
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[on Sting] He said to me, "You're really funny, aren't you?" And I said, "Yeah".
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Recently one of my friends decided to become a psychotherapist, so we all rallied round to help. We all went mad.
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To be a successful comedy writer you have to have a continually fertile imagination, that's what stops you from being a here today, Bros tomorrow, flash in the pan. Unfortunately, imagination is not something that you can turn on and off like a tap. Nor is it something that you can direct with pinpoint accuracy, unlike 12% of the missiles produced by the British Aerospace Industry. No, the same powers of imagination that make you think up exquisite jests and apposite drolleries are exactly the same powers of imagination that make you think that a dollop of egg mayonnaise left over from lunch that has fallen on your arm is in fact skin cancer. The same qualities of invention which help one to create this hilarious comedy are the same qualities of invention that induce in me the paranoid feeling that my pets are conspiring against me. In fact, I know they are because whenever I come in the room, they stop talking...
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I like a laugh.
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Israel is the Jimmy Savile of nation states. It clearly doesn't care about damaging the lives of children.
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[on Ben Elton] We all felt with Ben that what motivated him primarily was popularity and power. But the problem with pursuing that popularity, I think, for him, is that it can never make you happy.
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers. For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s. Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
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It's a quieter life than being on the telly but no one's been snide in their book reviews like people can be in TV reviews. I'm an intellectual. I'd have been given a medal in France. It's still a struggle here. People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
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At least Thatcher was insane. I think that Blair's insane and sanctimonious.
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Fact
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Was a regular columnist for the influential British automobile magazine, 'Car'.
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He signed a 7 year deal for "The Golden Girls" spinoff show "Golden Palace", but lasted two weeks. "Those old ladies are horrible". [1992]
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1995: Awarded an Honorary Professorship, Thames Valley University 1989: International Emmy for "Alexei Sayle's Stuff" (ep. Fun with Magnets) "Ullo John, Got a New Motor?" reached #15 in the UK singles chart in 1984
Actor
Title
Year
Status
Character
Gloves Off
2017
post-production
Algy
Comic Strip Presents RED TOP
2016
TV Movie
Colin Goodman
Holby City
2014
TV Series
Bernie Reddy
New Tricks
2012
TV Series
Anthony Marshall
The Itch of the Golden Nit
2011
Short
Planet Jimmy (voice)
Olive the Ostrich
2011
TV Series
Narrator
Horrible Histories
2010
TV Series
Dr. Ushma
Agatha Christie's Marple
2009
TV Series
Dr Maverick
The Surprise Demise of Francis Cooper's Mother
2008
Short
Francis Cooper
The Thief Lord
2006
Barbarossa
Upstaged
2005
Police Officer Duncan
Bremner, Bird and Fortune
2005
TV Series
Pope John Paul II
The Tale of Tarquin Slant
2004
Short
Window Cleaner
The Legend of the Tamworth Two
2004
TV Movie
Newspaper Editor
Keen Eddie
2003-2004
TV Series
Rudy Alexander
Spine Chillers
2003
TV Series
Graham
Tipping the Velvet
2002
TV Mini-Series
Charles Frobisher
Don't Walk
2001
Short
Uncle Henry
Animated Tales of the World
2000
TV Series
Troll
Arabian Nights
2000
TV Mini-Series
BacBac
Swing
1999
Mighty Mac
Renford Rejects
1999
TV Series
The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling
1997
TV Mini-Series
Puppeteer
Hospital!
1997
TV Movie
X Ray Operator
Common As Muck
1997
TV Series
Reg Vickers
Rhinoceros Hunting in Budapest
1997
Beluga
Jackanory
1996
TV Series
Reader
Two Minutes
1996
TV Movie
Bernie
Sorry About Last Night
1995
TV Movie
Andy Carolides
Paris
1994
TV Series
Alain Degout
The Unpleasant World of Penn & Teller
1994
TV Series
Rubbish, King of the Jumble
1993
TV Series voice
Curacao
1993
TV Movie
Seemuller
The Comic Strip Presents...
1988-1993
TV Series
Inspector / Dad / Bride's Father / ...
Reckless Kelly
1993
Major Wib
Lovejoy
1993
TV Series
Freddy Reeve
Carry on Columbus
1992
Achmed
Selling Hitler
1991
TV Mini-Series
Konrad 'Conny' Fischer
4 Play
1991
TV Series
Rittblatt
Screenplay
1990
TV Series
Clarence Flamer
The Gravy Train
1990
TV Mini-Series
Vlad Milcic
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
1989
Sultan
Jake's Journey
1988
TV Movie
Head torturer
The Love Child
1988
The Voices (voice)
Les Girls
1988
TV Series
Mr. Korvus
Mister Corbett's Ghost
1987
TV Movie
Toll Gate Keeper
Up Line
1987
TV Movie
Melvin Coombes
Siesta
1987
Cabbie (as Alexy Syale)
Solarbabies
1986
Malice
Roland Rat: The Series
1986
TV Series
Maxwell De Farcy
Ligmalion: A Musical for the 80s
1985
TV Movie
John Bull
The Supergrass
1985
Motorbike Cop
The Bride
1985
Magar
Doctor Who
1985
TV Series
D.J.
Give us a Break
1984
TV Series
Frank
The Lenny Henry Show
1984
TV Series
The Young Ones
1982-1984
TV Series
the Balowski Family
Jerzy Balowski
Brian Damage
...
Gorky Park
1983
Golodkin
Whoops Apocalypse
1982
TV Series
Commisar Solzhenitsyn
Wolcott
1981
TV Mini-Series
Speaker in market
The Comic Strip
1981
TV Short
Compere
Repeater
1979
2nd Detective
Writer
Title
Year
Status
Character
Clive Hole
2008
TV Movie story
Alexei Sayle's Liverpool
2008
TV Mini-Series documentary 1 episode
Killing Time
2007/I
Short short story
Spine Chillers
2003
TV Series story - 1 episode
Alexei Sayle's Merry-Go-Round
1998
TV Series writer - 6 episodes
Alexei Sayle's Comedy Hour
1997
TV Series
Great Railway Journeys
1996
TV Series documentary writer - 1 episode
Sorry About Last Night
1995
TV Movie
The All New Alexei Sayle Show
1994-1995
TV Series writer - 12 episodes
Alexei Sayle's Stuff
TV Series written by - 16 episodes, 1988 - 1991 writer - 2 episodes, 1989 - 1991
4 Play
1991
TV Series writer - 1 episode
The Comic Strip Presents...
1988
TV Series written by - 1 episode
The Young Ones
1982-1984
TV Series additional material - 12 episodes
The Comic Strip
1981
TV Short
Soundtrack
Title
Year
Status
Character
Alexei Sayle's Stuff
1988-1991
TV Series performer - 12 episodes
The Young Ones
1984
TV Series performer - 1 episode
Music Department
Title
Year
Status
Character
The Young Ones
1982-1984
TV Series performer - 12 episodes
Producer
Title
Year
Status
Character
Alexei Sayle's Merry-Go-Round
1998
TV Series associate producer - 6 episodes
Thanks
Title
Year
Status
Character
The Learning Curves
2010
TV Movie inspiration
Bill Bryson: Notes from a Small Island
1999
TV Series documentary With Thanks to - 1 episode
Self
Title
Year
Status
Character
Comedy Greats: Pete and Dud
2007
Video documentary
Himself (as Alexie Sayle)
100 Greatest Stand-Ups
2007
TV Special documentary
Himself
Dawn French's Boys Who Do Comedy
2007
TV Series documentary
Himself
Next of Kin
2006
Video documentary short
Narrator
Clive James Talking in the Library
2006
TV Series
Himself
Mark Lawson Talks to...
2006
TV Series
Himself
Annually Retentive
2006
TV Series
Himself
The Heaven and Earth Show
2006
TV Series
Himself
Richard & Judy
2003-2006
TV Series
Himself
My Dad was a Communist
2006
TV Movie documentary
Himself
The Comic Strip: A Retrospective
2005
Video
Himself
The Roots of Monty Python
2005
Video documentary
Himself
What's Blood Got to Do with It?
2004
Short
Himself - Narrator (voice)
Arena
1982-2004
TV Series documentary
Himself / Himself - Presenter
Rove Live
2004
TV Series
Himself
Today with Des and Mel
2004
TV Series
Himself
Strike: When Britain Went to War
2003
TV Movie documentary
Himself - Comedian
Ruby
2002
TV Series
Himself
Kelly
2002
TV Series
Himself
Room 101
2002
TV Series
Himself
Top Ten
2000
TV Series documentary
Himself
Parkinson
2000
TV Series
Himself
You Cannot Be Serious
1999
TV Series
Himself - Presenter
A History of Alternative Comedy
1999
TV Mini-Series
Himself
Bill Bryson: Notes from a Small Island
1999
TV Series documentary
Himself
Alexei Sayle's Merry-Go-Round
1998
TV Series
Himself / Bobby Chariot / Various
TFI Friday
1998
TV Series
Himself
Alexei Sayle's Comedy Hour
1997
TV Series
Himself
Kung Fu Movie Masterclass
1997
TV Movie documentary
Himself - Presenter
Great Railway Journeys
1996
TV Series documentary
Himself / Presenter
Around Scotland
1995
TV Series documentary
Host (2003)
The End of the Year Show
1995
TV Series
Himself
One for the Road
1995
TV Series
Himself
The All New Alexei Sayle Show
1994-1995
TV Series
Himself / Bobby Chariot / Various
A Christmas Night with the Stars
1994
TV Series
Himself
Have I Got News for You
1993-1994
TV Series
Himself
Drive
1994
TV Series
Himself - Host
The South Bank Show
1993
TV Series documentary
Himself
I Was That Monster
1993
TV Short documentary
Himself
Amnesty International's Big 30
1991
TV Movie
Himself - Presenter
Alexei Sayle's Stuff
1988-1991
TV Series
Himself / Various Roles / Various
Cilla's Goodbye to the '80s
1989
TV Movie
Whoops Apocalypse
1988
Himself
South of Watford
1987
TV Series documentary
Himself - Interviewe
Roland Rat: The Series
1986
TV Series
Himself
Bliss
1985
TV Series
Herself - Agony Aunt
Comic Roots
1982
TV Series
Himself
The Secret Policeman's Other Ball
1982
Documentary
Himself
Live a Life
1982
Documentary
OTT
1982
TV Series
Himself
Fundamental Frolics
1981
Himself
Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights
1981
TV Special
Himself
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2016
TV Series
Himself - Panellist
The 80s: Ten Years That Changed Britain
2016
TV Movie documentary
Himself - Comedian
Rik Mayall: Lord of Misrule
2014
TV Movie
Himself
50 Years of BBC2 Comedy
2014
TV Movie documentary
George Garrett: A Stoker with Punch
2014
Documentary short
Narration (voice)
Channel 4 News
2013
TV Series
Himself
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast
2012
TV Series
Himself
Question Time
2012
TV Series
Himself
The Story of the Music Hall with Michael Grade
2011
TV Movie documentary
Himself
Genius
2010
TV Series
Himself
The Michael Ball Show
2010
TV Series
Himself
The One Show
2008-2010
TV Series
Himself / Himself - Guest
The Story of Slapstick
2009
TV Movie documentary
Himself
Monty Python: Almost the Truth - The Lawyer's Cut
2009
TV Mini-Series
Himself
The 7PM Project
2009
TV Series
Himself
This Week
2006-2009
TV Series
Himself
Comedy Songs: The Pop Years
2008
TV Movie documentary
Himself
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
2003-2008
TV Series
Himself
Alexei Sayle's Liverpool
2008
TV Mini-Series documentary
Himself - Presenter
Breakfast
2004-2008
TV Series
Himself
Loose Women
2008
TV Series
Himself
Saturday Kitchen
2008
TV Series
Himself
Alternative Rebellion: The Beginning of Britain's Alternative Comedy Scene